it was like eating out sand paper
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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