Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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