Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
