the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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