Whod you bang
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
you will always have a special place in my vag
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Randomize
