Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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