I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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