i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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