its not stalking. its research.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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