I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Two words: nipple clamps
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