i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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