If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Randomize
