Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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