I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
