My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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