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(202): View more from Washington, DC

i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady

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(203): View more from Connecticut

How did you manage that?

(860): View more from Connecticut

Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis

(203): View more from Connecticut

lol... jersey girls rock

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(614): View more from Ohio

her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.

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(708): View more from Illinois

Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...

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