New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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