He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Randomize
