Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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