I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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