good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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