Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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