Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
This house was built for laser tag.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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