She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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