He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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