the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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