Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
