Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize