Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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