dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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