And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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