sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
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