I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
the condom got lost in my hair
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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