Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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