ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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