Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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