Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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