Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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