did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Just cropdusted the office
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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