it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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