Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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