I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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