At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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