She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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