So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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