Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
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