I must be too annoying 4 u.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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