Don't make out with my wife yet
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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