Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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