was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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