i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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