Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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