yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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