you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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