Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
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