YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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