Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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